Composer: The Profit Motive Date of Composition: January 2015 Date of Recording/Copyright:
Commentary Just because it’s a delusion, that doesn’t mean it’s not true and you can’t
prove it’s not.
1.1) I have an Invisible Friend. You should meet Him too. 1.2) He’s very
big and clever because He made me and you. 1.3) He made birds and trees and flowers.
In fact He made everything. 1.4) He says you must bow down to Him and I should
be the king.
2.1) You really should be careful ‘cause my Friend is very strong. 2.2) You
must not say that He’s not real. That would be bad and wrong. 2.3) He says, because
I am His friend, your land belongs to me. 2.4) He says people should smash your
face in if you disagree.
3.1) Generously we’ll teach your children in His special schools 3.2) so they
can learn the things He says and follow all His rules 3.3) and then, if after
all this help, they choose to turn away 3.4) our duty is to kill them, ‘cause
that’s simply not OK.
4.1) Except when jealous, angry, bullying or upset, He brings joy. 4.2) He
loves all children equally unless you’re not a boy. 4.3) He gives us all free
will though He’s already set our fates. 4.4) He protects us against some of the
great problems He creates.
5.1) Oh I’ve got an Invisible Friend. 5.2) He is big and He is clever. 5.3)
He’ll see me through to my end. 5.4) I’m going to stick with Him forever.